panic attacks are the worst. that burning feeling throughout your whole body, when your throat gets so raw and sore from hyperventilating and you cant even see anymore because you’re so lightheaded i wouldnt even wish one on my weakest enemy
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
Spn rewatch » "Whoa, easy, tiger!" (Pilot 1.01)
Thor vs Harry Potter
I’m sorry all I read was “MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS”
And in the time it takes him to lift his hammer, it’s flying out of his hand because Harry used his famous ol’ Expelliarmus
i’ve been laughing at this for the past few hours
i have seen the light
I CANT BREATHE
the number of online masturbations on chat roulette interrupted must be staggering
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"A word of caution to this tale: should Hercules fight, you will fail."